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Old 02-04-2006, 10:37 PM
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I guess I'd like to start things off with a question..... what the hell is dookey toofus???????


The dookey toofus is an serious problem with tooth enamel decay and discoloration due to irresponsible or a lack of oral hygene. The "dookey toofus" is of course a term in the professional cosmetic dental lexicon. I would not expect most neophites to be familar with the term.

Dookey Toofus is a very prominent problem among individuals possessing a significant amount of "mulletude." The condition is very visible with the Trash Mullet, Camero Mullet, or Mini-Truck Mullet. Research has not shown a connection between those with whore house cuts (business in the front - party in the back) or Kentucky Waterfall billowing plumage. Specimines can typically be found at Wallmarts, Tractor Pulls, Monster Truck Rallies, Porn Shops, and Bail Bond Finance.



The above is a prime example of one with serious mulletude as well as dookey toofus. Coincidence may be, may be not? However, please be warned approaching a Trash, Camero, or Mini-Truck Mullet is NOT ADVISED particularly if the individual is under the influence of a foreign substance or in his native environment.
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Old 02-04-2006, 11:27 PM
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For those wondering . . .
The answer is yes . . . I am related to that individual. In some distant way. Very very very far removed. It is complicated and would require the square-root button on your calculator to explain properly.
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Old 02-04-2006, 11:32 PM
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12 Piece Bucket ...are you full of original recipe or sh*t ...we know that mug is a "mugshot of you being incarcerated at the local sherrifs office"....mullet and all....

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Old 02-04-2006, 11:53 PM
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12 Piece Bucket ...are you full of original recipe or sh*t ...we know that mug is a "mugshot of you being incarcerated at the local sherrifs office"....mullet and all....

Our relationship has just reached a new low point (and not as in Downward Force). I trusted you with that little secret and now you have placed it on public display.

May you die a thousand painful deaths.

Finished.

Bucket.
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Old 02-05-2006, 12:18 AM
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The real secret is knowing there are no secrets...just a matter of time before the light shines on the darkness....I know we haven't reached the End of our relationship...but merely the Top...because so far it's been a "Hit"....here's to Following Through to the Future..until we "swivel" toward the Finish Line......
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Originally Posted by annikan skywalker
The real secret is knowing there are no secrets...just a matter of time before the light shines on the darkness....I know we haven't reached the End of our relationship...but merely the Top...because so far it's been a "Hit"....here's to Following Through to the Future..until we "swivel" toward the Finish Line......
That's one finish line I don't want to arrive at too soon!
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