[Bagger Lance]

I'll ask for his hand tonight!

I can give you my highly educated hand in one of the following wrist conditions:

Flat, Bent, Arched, Level, Cocked, Uncocked, Vertical, Turned, or Rolled.

In terms of how I deliver my hand you can choose between:
Right Hand Axe Handle with a bent right wrist, or Left Hand Rope Handle with a karate chop action. In either case, the right wrist will be bent/level, and the left will be flat/level/vertical at impact.

Per your definitions request; You can have a pure hit or a right arm swing.

Whatever you choose, you'll have to spend every dime of that insurance bonanza on rehab. I seriously doubt they'll let you back in after the tragic and famous "MikeO Magic Show" stunt. The entire rehab staff was traumatized and some blinded for months after that, but you did manage to escape.