A New Golf Word - Page 8 - LynnBlakeGolf Forums

A New Golf Word

The Clubhouse Lounge

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #71  
Old 03-10-2008, 08:41 PM
Yoda's Avatar
Yoda Yoda is offline
Administrator
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Posts: 10,681
Jag Facts
In the interest of full disclosure . . .

The Jag is a ten-year-old sedan. Not a big deal.

Still, it's got only 85,000 miles on it -- mostly a 16-mile round trip to and from my home and an office tower. As I say of this artifact of my former life: "From covered parking to covered parking."

Lately, though -- much to the delight of The Jag -- I've been burnin' up the road to:

-- The airport.

-- Florida.

-- And states 'round!



It's an old friend now, and freshly detailed, it still looks great.

Best of all . . .

It's paid for!

__________________
Yoda
Reply With Quote
  #72  
Old 03-10-2008, 08:49 PM
Daryl's Avatar
Daryl Daryl is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Illinois
Posts: 3,521
Originally Posted by yoda

In the interest of full disclosure . . .

The Jag is a ten-year-old sedan. Not a big deal.

Still, it's got only 85,000 miles on it -- mostly a 16-mile round trip to and from my home and an office tower. As I say of this artifact of my former life: "From covered parking to covered parking."

Lately, though -- much to the delight of The Jag -- I've been burnin' up the road to:

-- The airport.

-- Florida.

-- And states 'round!



It's an old friend now, and freshly detailed, it still looks great.

Best of all . . .

It's paid for!

Don’t ruin the Yoda Mystique.

Say: My Jag is garaged during the Spring. We’ll have to squeeze into the Bugatti.
__________________
Daryl
Reply With Quote
  #73  
Old 03-10-2008, 08:56 PM
Yoda's Avatar
Yoda Yoda is offline
Administrator
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Posts: 10,681
Its All Relative
Originally Posted by Daryl View Post

Don’t ruin the Yoda Mystique.

Say: My Jag is garaged during the Spring. We’ll have to squeeze into the Bugatti.
Hey, for a 900-year-old-guy . . .

A 10-year-old car is new!



Besides, my wife drives the Bugatti.

Ain't no way she lets me behind the wheel!

__________________
Yoda
Reply With Quote
  #74  
Old 03-10-2008, 08:59 PM
Daryl's Avatar
Daryl Daryl is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Illinois
Posts: 3,521
__________________
Daryl
Reply With Quote
  #75  
Old 03-10-2008, 09:01 PM
Bagger Lance's Avatar
Bagger Lance Bagger Lance is offline
Administrator
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 2,326
Originally Posted by Daryl View Post

The first thing that comes to mind when one thinks of Texas is big . According to comedian Drew Carey, Texas also leads the nation in drive-thru liquor stores.
And we're darn proud of it!
Our BBQ's are the cause of global warming
The oil in the sand on our coastline could drop gas prices by $1 a gallon
We only rank #4 in the US for the total number of golf courses, but they also double as big game hunting and fishing areas.

And I have two lead-foot teenagers, so my life is simply full-time damage control. Even Bucket won't insure me.
__________________
Bagger

1-H "Because of questions of all kinds, reams of additional detail must be made available - but separately, and probably endlessly." Homer Kelly
Reply With Quote
  #76  
Old 03-10-2008, 09:16 PM
Daryl's Avatar
Daryl Daryl is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Illinois
Posts: 3,521
Originally Posted by Bagger Lance View Post
And we're darn proud of it!
Our BBQ's are the cause of global warming
The oil in the sand on our coastline could drop gas prices by $1 a gallon
We only rank #4 in the US for the total number of golf courses, but they also double as big game hunting and fishing areas.

And I have two lead-foot teenagers, so my life is simply full-time damage control. Even Bucket won't insure me.
Don't forget Football.
__________________
Daryl
Reply With Quote
  #77  
Old 03-10-2008, 09:29 PM
bambam's Avatar
bambam bambam is offline
Administrator
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Fishers, IN
Posts: 1,793
Originally Posted by Bagger Lance View Post
I've had more practice in the corners with my SL so I should get the keys to the Jag.
Bambam drives too straight for his own good.
I'm assuming you meant in my truck because you've clearly not seen me hit my driver. Out here in the country there are no curved roads. If it wasn't for the need to occasionally change from going due east/west to north/south, we wouldn't need steering wheels at all.
__________________
Ben
Reply With Quote
  #78  
Old 03-10-2008, 09:41 PM
Daryl's Avatar
Daryl Daryl is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Illinois
Posts: 3,521
Originally Posted by bambam View Post
I'm assuming you meant in my truck because you've clearly not seen me hit my driver. Out here in the country there are no curved roads. If it wasn't for the need to occasionally change from going due east/west to north/south, we wouldn't need steering wheels at all.
Lynn,

I think we have to reconsider the Designated Driver thing.
__________________
Daryl
Reply With Quote
  #79  
Old 03-10-2008, 10:27 PM
Yoda's Avatar
Yoda Yoda is offline
Administrator
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Posts: 10,681
Indiana Castaway
Originally Posted by Daryl View Post

Lynn,

I think we have to reconsider the Designated Driver thing.

Not to worry, Daryl.

Bambam's pickup has a 'wings' logo on it, plus lots of FedEx boxes in the cargo bed.



It's meant to be.

__________________
Yoda
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:51 AM.


Design by Vjacheslav Trushkin, color scheme by ColorizeIt!.