Was on the phone earlier this evening with PGA TOUR player Brian Gay, and I congratulated him on his recent fine play. The conversation went something like this...
Brian: Well, thanks there, Yoda. This TGM stuff is making a lot of sense, and I'll admit I have been hitting the ball better. Just haven't been making the putts.
Yoda: Brian, I must share something with you.
Brian: What's that, Green Thing?
Yoda: The latest stats are out and the jig is up: With an average of 27.37 Putts per Round, you now are officially ranked the #1 Putter on the PGA TOUR.
Brian: Really!
Yoda: Yep. 520 putts divided by 19 rounds equals 27.27 per round. Can't argue with the math.
Brian: Well, yeah, but that's just because I'm a good scrambler. How about my Putts per Green in Regulation?
Yoda: More bad news, Brian. At 1.677 per GIR, you're #2 in that category. And that 4th round at the Chrysler? The number was 1.429. You didn't miss anything under 10 feet. Outside that distance, you made one-third from 10-15 feet, half from 15-20 feet and two-thirds from 20-25 feet. Let's face facts, Brian: You're a good putter.
Brian: You think?
Yoda: You've made 75 birdies so far this year, one for every third green you've hit. That's better than David Toms, Davis Love, Stuart Appleby and Sergio Garcia, to name a few.
Brian: Okay, I guess I shouldn't be complaining about my putting. But, seriously, I do seem to be missing more lately.
Yoda: Brian, please. You shot 30 on the back nine Sunday on your way to a 66. Passed a lot of fine TOUR folk on your way to the pay window, too. You don't do that without making putts. But...I know your problem.
Brian: What's that?
Yoda: Did you look at your GIR stats at the Chrysler Tuscon?
Brian: Not yet. I got in from Tuscon about 1:30 AM, logged onto LBG to check the latest, then hit the sack.
Yoda: You're sitting down, right?
Brian: Of course, I'm in the car headed to Doral.
Yoda: Good. At Tuscon, you averaged 14 greens per round. The final round was even better, 77.8 percent.
Brian: Really! My average last year was 62.3 percent.
Yoda: That was last year, Brian...last year.
Brian: So, I'm hitting more greens, and that makes me feel like I'm missing more putts, even though I'm making more than anybody else?
Yoda: Something like that. But it gets worse.
Brian: Whazzupp?
Yoda: Your Driving stats.
Brian: Naah, I'm short.
Yoda: Not any more. Your 4th round average was 316 yards.
Brian: Really! You know, now that you mention it, I have been hitting it further.
Yoda: Yes you have, and that has had more than a little something to do with the four eagles you've made on the 5-pars this year. Not to mention last week's double eagle at the Nissan, the first on the PGA TOUR this year. But...I have more bad news.
Brian: I can hardly wait.
Yoda: You hit 85.7 percent of the fairways.
Brian: Really!
Yoda: Yeah, it's a nightmare: You're long and straight off the tee. You hit a ton of greens. And statistically, you're the best putter on the PGA TOUR.
Brian: Hmmm...that's pretty interesting stuff there, Yoda. I've been out here eight years. Maybe things are starting to turn my way.
Yoda: It's you, Brian. You've put in the time. You've done the work. Now comes the reward.
Brian: Hey, gotta go, Green Thing...I'm turning into the parking lot and the Blue Monster's waiting. Anything else I should be doing?
Yoda: Deltoid exercises, Brian. You gotta start working the right delts. Those trophies are heavy. And you never want the guys behind the cameras see you sweat.