Big coincidence in your analogy-I had surgery on Tuesday!
Are you a Surgeon /Doctor?
It doesn't matter what you tell the patient-as long as he / she understands the "post op" procedure.
Surgeon - hope you are recovering well from your op!
Surgeon - hope you are recovering well from your op!
Oh boy . . . you shouldn't have let that cat out of the bag . . . you can expect to have your inbox flooded with some very very strange requests from one Mike Olberstankie. I can guarantee you he's out on the side of the highway nekkid picking up cans saving up for the "BIG" operation right now. He showed up at the last on-line surgeon's office wearing just . . . peanut butter.
That was a VERY big mistake. Change the locks on the doors. And run like hell if you start smelling something that has the stinch of the circus mixed with Drakkar and Vic's Vapor Rub. There will be much wailing and knashing of teeth.