HELP!!-Where to find it?

[alex_chung]

Okay, guys, my teaching center at Cuscowilla will be completed by the end of March. I'm thinking we need to schedule some sort of LBG Grand Opening celebration. You know, two or three days of 'in the bond' fun and fellowship, along with a heavy dose of Alignment Golf. With a little prodding, we may even be able to get Jeff and Ted (aka golfnome and yodasluke, two of the best teachers on the planet) to show up.

All complete with 'good guy' pricing!

What do you think?



P.S. This post is actually 'on topic'!

Name the date my friend and I will be there. I am owed several weeks of leave anyways
Alex

[alex_chung]

Carnoustie, St. Andrews, Turnberry . . .

Whatever!



Error noted and correction made.

We need to sort out a Tee Time for Turnberry next year and I have now got a contact at Royal Troon. I mean I am not sure if you want to play these goat tracks or not
Alex

[KevCarter]

YODA,

Your new facility looks FANTASTIC. First Class. You deserve it!!!

Kevin

[O.B.Left]

That is state of the art, Yoda. Beautiful. Its sure going to make winter lessons a little warmer. Congratulations.

[drewitgolf]

I've been told by our 'name brand' video people that -- hands down -- this is the finest facility they've ever seen. Given that their existing clientelle represents a veritable 'who's who' in golf, that's a pretty bold statement.

Thats great news and well deserved . And to think this whole think started when you got a cold. Which end of the range is your facility located, nearer to the entrance or the proshop? Did you remember to apply for the liquor license?

BTW, Mike O, please pass on the gold watch that will never be used.

[Yoda]

Which end of the range is your facility located, nearer to the entrance or the proshop?

Did you remember to apply for the liquor license?

Actually, neither. It's located on the opposite end of the range, straightaway from the practice tee we used during the LBG Homecoming Classic in Oct of '08.

The liquor license is no problemo, and you won't believe this, but . . .

We're installing industrial grade smoke extractors in the lounge area, just in case a student wants to enjoy an after-school cigar with his (or her ) adult beverage!

[Mike O]

When's the grand opening for LBG Forum members? Drew told me if I slipped a $100 bill to you - I could get on the list. Here are my terms- I will only attend if 12 Piece is banned from the event I don't want to hear people ask him what are you up to? and hear him repeatedly say "Nothing man - same old thing" I demand Orange Juice on hand in large quantities! Also since I would like to have at least one appetizer - without tackling someone- Ted Fort needs to be controlled- locked up - tied down - to make it simple I propose we make it a swinging party and no hitters allowed. For security purposes - we'll need to have all the Canadians undress at the door- Eh! I'm assuming the industrial strength smoke extractors also removes fog- or is this a fog free facility?

Finally, I must say that the Gold Watch comment flew by me the first time - However, after careful analyis - I figured out the secret "Bat" code - Robin. Mr. Chapman- Welcome to the big leagues - secret LBG upper deck club - your package will arrive shortly- with of course the secret sworn oath that you'll be taking - for non-disclosures issues and more. We here at LBG -.... Uhm - LBG does not ..... Uhm I'm guessing that they don't want to give people the wrong reason for posting and therefore the 1000 post gift items are not officially mentioned nor promoted- if you ask admin they'll deny any such gift basket/ club exists. Bucket will be at your home tonight with four other large men- please do not fight them in front of your kids- go and take it like a man- the dowel beating is merely a necessary step in the journey. Finally Grasshopper - do not get a big head over the 1000 post thingy - Master Yoda is closing in on 10,000 - when you can snatch the dowel from Yoda's hand you will be able graduate but until then you are merely a grain of sand on the beach.

[drewitgolf]

you are merely a grain of sand on the beach.

Obviously, some of us are more "washed up" than others.

[drewitgolf]

The liquor license is no problemo
We're installing industrial grade smoke extractors in the lounge area, just in case a student wants to enjoy an after-school cigar with his (or her ) adult beverage!

What time does the bar open? It is where I do my best work. I have to start practicing my stories, jokes and impersonations. This could be the start of something big. Jimmy Demaret is re-born. BTW, I do a mean Johnny "Carnack" Carson. Killed them in Vegas. Nobody can joke about Throwaway like me. Will there be a big neon sign out front ?

[Mike O]

BamBam - Could you insert a poll in this thread? I'd just like to see if Yoda has committed a threadjack on his own forum? I mean HungryBear is 2000 miles from Yoda's new studio and I'm not sure viewing the new plans fits into the original question - please reply.