Mike O, Club Champion
 

Congratulations to the forum's Mike Olberding aka Mike O (new citizen of the Pine Tree State) on winning his club's championship. Mike plays out of Turner Highlands Country Club and currently carries a plus 2 handicap :salut: . Not only talkin' the talk, but walkin' the walk. Nice job Mike :martini: !

Congratulations Mike. Great job. Drive coast to coast, get out of the car, and win. :smiley2304:

It must be great to win the last Tournament before the first snow. Gives you something to remember for the next 9 months until your next round.

Daryl,
Please PM me your home address, type and color of car- I'll explain later.

Great job Mike. Congratulations! :salut:

Kevin

Y'all ain't buying this load are you????

How many people had to die or go to a vet for you to win Mike? Did you play as a dude or a chick . . . or both?

Y'all thought all that coughing during your b.s. or walking really slow or some crap was gamesmanship . . . wait until you have to play with a guy that says "excuse me I have to relieve myself" . . . and then proceeds to piss all in his pants . . . now that's some tough scoring conditions . . . speaking of scoring conditions . . . Mike how was that auction at the goat ranch?

The city denied my goat ranching permit- I can't get into the details of why but I'm frustrated by the whole situation:happy3: At this time I just have an imitation goat that I purchased at Wal-Mart until I'm able to put the real things on the property. Regarding gamesmanship - I believe Matthew had a post somewhere - where he described many possible valid ideas for gamesmanship- all perfectly within the USGA rules of golf. I think this thread could now move forward in discussing the rules of golf and let's start by showing me WHERE it says that "relieving myself in my pants" is a violation of the USGA rules! Or are you telling me that Tiger can have 10 guys move a boulder but I cannot relieve myself in my pants on the golf course? As usual Bucket you are shooting blanks from the hip - please provide the facts with the USGA rule section.

P.S. Just so no one attacks me from a different angle- I do believe that the R&A does consider such an act - a violation of the R&A rules of golf. However, in the U.S. it is permissible under the USGA rules of golf.

I'd have to get somebody to read the rule book to me . . . right now my granny is reading some "letters" from a certain magazine to me . . . so maybe that can be our next selection . . .

there's a really good one about relief from a man made object in here . . . I thought you got banned from Walmart for the big girl panteez incident? Are you walking around with that skunk skin hat again?

Looks like you had a pretty good sunburn on your upper arms in that picture - too bad.

Congratulations Mike. That sunburn comment was inspired. Oh and good shootn in the tourney too.

that's carpet burn you moron.

booger head!

You'll need some of these to start your car and find me. :laughing9

Congrats Mike O!

It must have been all of the scoring tips from Bucket!

I've been wracking my tiny brain trying to figure out how MikeO accomplished this. I know it wasn't from Buckets help, he only gives barnyard scoring tips. It couldn't have been from Daryl because he's not twisted enough, his posts are too lucid and clear. The only thing I can figure is someone like O.B. assumed MikeO's identity and won the trophy. This gave MikeO an alibi for the unspeakable, depraved things he does with duct tape and feather boas on the weekends.

I think I'm on to you MikeO, but since your plan fooled even Drew I'll join in congratulating you. =D>

O.B. Left - So you said you could keep a secret! U sick depraved piece of crap!:naughty: You think you are safe because you left off your location on your forum data? :confused1 No, No! - I'm coming and this will be no normal intervention- I'll be bringing my assistant Mr. Bucket on this one - We'll make your colonoscopy look like a birthday party! :hang:

Upp- What's wrong? Methane fumes getting too strong up their in Ohio? The only "scoring tips" Bucket had were for the singles bar! About as effective as the last "snowman" I had on a par 3.

Congratulations Mike !
I wonder how many club champions have been born from LBG?

Mike, you did it all by yourself, wet pants and all. You earned it, you deserve it, but please change your pants. When I said to "soak it all in", that was not what I meant.

Oh and congrats on the new book, "Five friggin shots from 30 friggn yards". Brilliant.