Optical Illusion
 

Check this out....

http://www.eyetricks.com/scary_optical_illusion2.htm

It's very clever, took me ages to see it...

I was on-call last night and managed only 2 hours of sleep--and then checked this out. Now I'm awake! Thank you Mathew.

Bucket
 

Bucket,
Put Mathew on our list and PM me - we've got some work to do!:shock:

Rope-Handle or Axe-Handle? Funny I didn't know my mom was still in the business. She's looking good on camera . . . it really does add some LBs though.

Pooped muh pants
 

I gotta start wearing Depends...

Cute. Real cute. :)

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Wouldn't you know it - just about the only thing that Homer says is mutually exclusive- Rope Handle and Axe Handle.

Bucket, go back to the book and find a way that we can do both of these simultaneously and get back to me! Wait, I've got it, I'll use the Rope Handle and you use the Axe Handle! We'll throw in the flying wedges for good measure. The little Bast.... going to pay!

I haven't looked yet, seems this might be the one you have to turn up your volume because the instructions are VERY quiet.

Let's meet down at Church's Chicken. I like to bloodlet on a full stomach . . . plus they got hot waitresses. I keep my "kit" in the trunk plus a pillow . . . but I'm out of paper towels. Pick up some Bounty . . . you know they're the quicker picker upper. Let's try to get'r'done early . . . I want to watch Springer on Dancing with the Stars.

I'll meet you in the parking lot. I just washed the Vega. It's green now instead of brown. I'll have that "I love you . . . You love me." Barney song that you love so much cranked up so you'll know it's my rig.

See you there Killah.

. . . . and oh yeah . . . could you scrape that dog poop off of your boots this time? The stuff has been on there for like a month.