well....just got married.!
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06-20-2008, 07:11 AM
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well....just got married.!
hey guys,
back from the honeymoon in negril jamaica after a great small wedding in a small church by the st-lawrence river in my home town.
People rarely get married these days where i live, so it was a pretty big deal for all my loved ones.
Running gag during the reception was that my wife bought me a titanium wedding ring, so my golf buddys said she paid it by melting down my driver since golf wont be an issue anymore!
subtle message!
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06-20-2008, 07:27 AM
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congratulations.
Knock out a few kids and your job on this planet will be done 
Get the marker down early though - people said getting married and having kids would mean less golf. I just told her early on, "Love, I was playing golf long before I met you, why would you want me to change?"  |
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06-20-2008, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by GPStyles
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congratulations.
Knock out a few kids and your job on this planet will be done
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Actually- your job will have just begun. |
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06-20-2008, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by 6bmike
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Actually- your job will have just begun.
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Amen to that brother.
Birth to 2 - Diapers, Special foods, Pediatrician on speed dial
2-5 - Toys-R-Us entertainment, Zoos, Dr. Suess, Prep for Swimming, Soccer, Baseball, Karate, Ballet, (Golf), Huge birthdays and holidays.
5-14 - After school and weekend taxi service, sleepovers, fixing computer viruses, camping, and team coaching
14-18 - Damage control
18 to Marriage - Financial bailouts
I wouldn't trade it for anything and I'd do it over in a heartbeat.
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06-20-2008, 07:33 PM
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taking notes
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Originally Posted by Bagger Lance
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Amen to that brother.
Birth to 2 - Diapers, Special foods, Pediatrician on speed dial
2-5 - Toys-R-Us entertainment, Zoos, Dr. Suess, Prep for Swimming, Soccer, Baseball, Karate, Ballet, (Golf), Huge birthdays and holidays.
5-14 - After school and weekend taxi service, sleepovers, fixing computer viruses, camping, and team coaching
14-18 - Damage control
18 to Marriage - Financial bailouts
I wouldn't trade it for anything and I'd do it over in a heartbeat.
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Don't talk so fast Bagger...
I'm taking notes as fast as I can...
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06-20-2008, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by YodasLuke
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Don't talk so fast Bagger...
I'm taking notes as fast as I can...
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Almost forgot -
School homework and projects with parental involvement (those are the ones where the parents compete with each other but try to make it look like the kids did it.) 
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06-21-2008, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Bagger Lance
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Amen to that brother.
Birth to 2 - Diapers, Special foods, Pediatrician on speed dial
2-5 - Toys-R-Us entertainment, Zoos, Dr. Suess, Prep for Swimming, Soccer, Baseball, Karate, Ballet, (Golf), Huge birthdays and holidays.
5-14 - After school and weekend taxi service, sleepovers, fixing computer viruses, camping, and team coaching
14-18 - Damage control
18 to Marriage - Financial bailouts
I wouldn't trade it for anything and I'd do it over in a heartbeat.
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....is this a resumé of my life so far Bagger? lol
on the nose. haha |
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06-21-2008, 01:46 PM
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Savin' the Best For Last
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Originally Posted by Bagger Lance
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Amen to that brother.
Birth to 2 - Diapers, Special foods, Pediatrician on speed dial
2-5 - Toys-R-Us entertainment, Zoos, Dr. Suess, Prep for Swimming, Soccer, Baseball, Karate, Ballet, (Golf), Huge birthdays and holidays.
5-14 - After school and weekend taxi service, sleepovers, fixing computer viruses, camping, and team coaching
14-18 - Damage control
18 to Marriage - Financial bailouts
I wouldn't trade it for anything and I'd do it over in a heartbeat.
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And finally, the piece de resistance . . .
Grandchildren!
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06-20-2008, 07:33 AM
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congrats
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Originally Posted by powerdraw
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hey guys,
back from the honeymoon in negril jamaica after a great small wedding in a small church by the st-lawrence river in my home town.
People rarely get married these days where i live, so it was a pretty big deal for all my loved ones.
Running gag during the reception was that my wife bought me a titanium wedding ring, so my golf buddys said she paid it by melting down my driver since golf wont be an issue anymore!
subtle message!
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Congrats on the marriage, but not on the golf issue.
When I got married, all of my buddies were creating a tunnel of HG drivers (the golfer's sword) when we entered the reception.
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06-20-2008, 08:06 AM
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Priceless!
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Originally Posted by YodasLuke
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Congrats on the marriage, but not on the golf issue.
When I got married, all of my buddies were creating a tunnel of HG drivers (the golfer's sword) when we entered the reception.
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Ted,
That may the funniest thing I have EVER read here!
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