TO: All members of the
YodasLuke Fan Club
FROM:
Yoda (Charter Member of the YodasLuke Fan Club)
RE: His Conspicuous Absence of Late
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Where have you been,
Luke?
Well, for starters....
He has just tonight finished the 268.66 mile drive to Valdosta, Georgia, where he will be playing in a two-day Georgia Section PGA event.
Has the young Yedi Knight been preparing for this most auspicious event? No-o-o-o...
And just why not?
Well, other than the cold and rain we've had here the past two weeks...
Not to mention the demands of his lesson book...
He has spent the last three days in Alpharetta, Georgia, as a Main Platform speaker at the Section's all-day 'Open House' to the public.
Hey,
Ted, haven't you heard? You wanna be a playa? Ya gotta play!
You wanna teach? Ya gotta teach!
Guess you wanna teach.
And the students say...
"Amen!"