You know, guys, don't laugh --

-- but I've already seen these dowels in prototype red and white with grips down a forearm's length and with various markings on them. And this from a friend and
Golf Digest Top 100 Teacher.
It could happen!
And with
Scotty Cameron...
It might be in titanium!
Can you say $999.99 boys and girls?
[I didn't think so!

]
Hey!
Maybe we could get
Ernie [Dow-]
Els to endorse them!
I'm sure we could.
It's only money!
Naah.
Just go to Home Depot or the local Ace Hardware guy and pick up at least three.
But remember the words of
Brian Gay:
"I had to go through about fifty to find three straight ones!"
Alas.
The problems -- and opportunities! -- of a ...
Straight Plane Line.