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John Elliot Fashion Plate Modeling School
Watching the Golf Channel. John Elliot = fashion train wreck.
Ok John 30 seconds to . . . we're live!
Hmm . . .
Aloha shirt I had to wear when I lost that bet. Check!
Starter Mullet. Check!
Skin so white it looks like I've been beat with a flour sack. Check!
Deck shoes I borrowed from Magnum PI. Check!
Cookie duster mustashe. Check!
Yeah! I'm ready! Roll Camera!
He seems like a heck of a nice guy. But man this guy needs a little queer eye for the straight guy.
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Aloha Mr. Hand
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