As upposed to goats, sheep, crimes against nature, death, and petting zoo turds?
Ted . . . . . your kids are obviously cute . . . I wish you would have consulted with me before posting this . . . as you can see Mikey is aware that you have reproduced and . . . well . . . he's posting in the thread with the pics . . . not sure how you get into a witness protection program . . . but I think you should do a google search or something. But before you do that . . . change the locks on your doors and sprinkle the perimenter of your yard with monkey turds and dandruff shampoo . . . if you could find a blow up goat/sheep/cow or one of them deer targets, put it on top of a trampoline in the front yard.
Hope everything works out . . . don't call me.
He asked for my address last night, and I gave it to him. Is that a bad thing? I thought he was going to send my new baby a card or something.
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