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Old 12-28-2009, 06:55 PM
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When's the grand opening for LBG Forum members? Drew told me if I slipped a $100 bill to you - I could get on the list. Here are my terms- I will only attend if 12 Piece is banned from the event I don't want to hear people ask him what are you up to? and hear him repeatedly say "Nothing man - same old thing" I demand Orange Juice on hand in large quantities! Also since I would like to have at least one appetizer - without tackling someone- Ted Fort needs to be controlled- locked up - tied down - to make it simple I propose we make it a swinging party and no hitters allowed. For security purposes - we'll need to have all the Canadians undress at the door- Eh! I'm assuming the industrial strength smoke extractors also removes fog- or is this a fog free facility?

Finally, I must say that the Gold Watch comment flew by me the first time - However, after careful analyis - I figured out the secret "Bat" code - Robin. Mr. Chapman- Welcome to the big leagues - secret LBG upper deck club - your package will arrive shortly- with of course the secret sworn oath that you'll be taking - for non-disclosures issues and more. We here at LBG -.... Uhm - LBG does not ..... Uhm I'm guessing that they don't want to give people the wrong reason for posting and therefore the 1000 post gift items are not officially mentioned nor promoted- if you ask admin they'll deny any such gift basket/ club exists. Bucket will be at your home tonight with four other large men- please do not fight them in front of your kids- go and take it like a man- the dowel beating is merely a necessary step in the journey. Finally Grasshopper - do not get a big head over the 1000 post thingy - Master Yoda is closing in on 10,000 - when you can snatch the dowel from Yoda's hand you will be able graduate but until then you are merely a grain of sand on the beach.
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