However, I caught a couple at our Resort course two weeks ago doin' the nasty in a cart up on the top of one of the hills overlooking the 6th tee....
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ps. I let them get on with whatever they wanted to (seemed like the diplomatic thing to do )
You didn't film it? You should have offered to capture the moment like people getting their picture taken infront of the Lincoln Memorial or something.
Fred . . . you gotta stop thinking of yourself so much. You are NOT the center of the universe. Get out there and HELP some people man!
to me, but some of the things that people dream up to excuse it are.
One day at work I watched a guy lose it and pitch his brand new Scotty Cameron flat stick into the lake adjoining the 18th green. It was a classic case of TOSS. He then had the chutzpah to come in the shop and ask if the diver who retrieved balls from the lake would please return the putter that had "slipped out of his hand while he was tossing it to his bag". My arse... This guy would have won the hammer throw at most Olympics.
The other one I love was the guy who came into the shop almost crying he was laughing so hard. His buddy was still in the cart, smoke coming out of both ears. The guy who came in the shop finally gasped out between spasms of laughter that his buddy needed to get in touch with maintenance to borrow a ladder. Seems he had launched his driver into a tree and then had been so mad at that that he got his putter stuck in the same tree trying to get the driver down. We found him a ladder.
Obi WunPutt
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I just remembered the funniest thing I have ever seen or heard on a golf course, but how off color can we get before the moderator kicks us off? I don't want to offend anyone, but a friend of mine had the best/worst experience in our foursome one day.
Guidelines anyone????
Obi WunPutt
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Let Us Think On It...Baby, Baby, Let Us Think On It!
Originally Posted by Fred Brattain
I just remembered the funniest thing I have ever seen or heard on a golf course, but how off color can we get before the moderator kicks us off? I don't want to offend anyone, but a friend of mine had the best/worst experience in our foursome one day.
Guidelines anyone????
Obi WunPutt
Obi...
As you've no doubt seen, The Colonel's got a different set of guidelines than most. But, if you'll just PM Bagger, we'll 'think on it' and, you'll have...
"...your answer in the mornin'!"
-- Meatloaf
P.S. Thanks for sending your West Texas Wind CD. It's in my player now!
City Park in New Orleans
Playing with this rather golf purist from Boston - not too uncommon to have a tourist loop in with us. He's a nice fellow with a solid 5 HC game. We talk about where's he's played and how he was a volunteer for the Ryder Cup at The Country Club. We get to the third hole and these 2 teenagers come running on the course - right behind them is a police car pulling about 25 mph on the course - just beside our fairway - welcome to New Orleans.
As you've no doubt seen, The Colonel's got a different set of guidelines than most. But, if you'll just PM Bagger, we'll 'think on it' and, you'll have...
"...your answer in the mornin'!"
-- Meatloaf
P.S. Thanks for sending your West Texas Wind CD. It's in my player now!
Done and thank you for the thank you
Obi WunPutt
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