Smothered, Covered, Diced, Chunked, and Collarded Eatin' Section

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This is a southern classic . . . Quick Easy and Yummy for your Tummy.

Healthy Snack while you navagate your Vega

Stop at any gas station. The best for your requirements are ones that have a bathroom outside with a key on a string or chain, attached to a big piece wood (also good for practicing your Flying Wedges).

1. Purchase a sodee (soda, coke, soft drink, carbonated beverage). If you really want to get the full effect you need something like Grap Soda, Sunkist, or something fruity.

2. Get a pack of peanuts (typically 2 fo a dolla Holla!).

3. Start the car. Crank the stereo.

4. Open Sodee.

5. Pour the peanutz in the sodee . . . DO IT DAMN IT!!!!

6. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: Do not be a doo doo head and choke yourself trying to keep the stuff off your shirt. This will give your shirt character. People will admire and respect this stained badge of broadened culinary horizons.

Do you prefer Classic Coke, DP, or Big Red as your soda of choice? The diet concious can kid themselves with a DC or DDP. Big Red must be taken full strength!

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Do you prefer Classic Coke, DP, or Big Red as your soda of choice? The diet concious can kid themselves with a DC or DDP. Big Red must be taken full strength!

Not sure about Big Red? We got Cheerwine down here. Best soda EVER MADE. I dated a chick they use to call "Big Red." Didn't work out.

Any kind of grape soda is the perfect peanut submersion solution. I'm sure Big Red will do awight.

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Not sure about Big Red? We got Cheerwine down here. Best soda EVER MADE. I dated a chick they use to call "Big Red." Didn't work out.

Any kind of grape soda is the perfect peanut submersion solution. I'm sure Big Red will do awight.

Sorry, I forgot that Big Red is a Texas thing. It is basically a cross between strawberry soda and bubble gum. Tasty over Blue Bell vanilla ice cream (pink float) as well as peanuts! I will have to check out Cheerwine if I happen wander my way to the Carolinas some day.