Whoa, the animal juices are a'flowin' here! And Halloween is still 30 days away!
But Bucket, since you've taken in vain the name of my esteemed SHERIFF OF THE JOINT, Bagger Lance, I must protest...that would be Belle Star, not Bell Star.
And now the rest of the story...
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FULL NAME: Myra Belle Shirley
BIRTH DATE: Feb. 5, 1848.
BIRTHPLACE: Carthage, Mo.
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The commercial said she shot a man once for snorin' too loud.
From reading that article . . . I bet she was a virgin too. What do y'all think?
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