Bucket's wife will write for him but only after he is done with every single humiliating chore she assigns. As we can see by his tremendous number of posts, he is quite the worker!
Bucket is on vacation -- he said something about 'camping' -- and out-of-pocket over the next couple of weeks. I don't think 'the Missus' is allowing him near a computer, so don't be surprised at his posting holiday.