How do you know if you're a swinger or hitter?

[Yoda]

what if you feel like you're pushing but you're actually pulling? Or feel like pulling but actually pushing? Or feel like pulling but actually doing both pushing and pulling?

Patient: Doc, I've got a problem.

Psychiatrist: Tell me about it.

Patient: One night I dream I'm a wigwam . . .

Psychiatrist:

Patient: . . . And the next night, I dream I'm a teepee.

Psychiatist: I know your problem . . .

Patient:

Psychiatrist: You're two tents.