I'm sure there is a reason that you are the only one on the range.
Mikey Mikey Mikey . . . . haven't we talked about lying? Maybe all that magic marker sniffing has debilitated your brain cell. YOU were at that range that day. Remember that was the day you "borrowed" my camera to film you "helping that goat over the fence."
I need my camera back by the way . . . and erase that crime against nature off the hard drive . . . please.