Hi Everyone,
This is Mrs. Mike O. and well my husband has been missing for 24 hours now and I'm afraid something terrible has happened. Any help that you could provide- I would be deeply indebted to you and if you could find his body - I would give that person my dead husband's entire Homer Kelley Golfing Machine collection.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Mike O.
Mrs. O,
Your husband has been banned from all of golfdom (forums, courses, driving ranges etc.) and has been relocated to a goat petting zoo/mini-golf facility in Tibet. He will not be returning and has asked you to foward all H.K. documentation to me. Do not trust anyone named Bucket who may state claims to Mike's estate. He is a greasy chicken magnate and cannot be trusted. Mike did ask that you ship his Tommy Lasorda Signature Edition Slimfast's to him at once:
Mike O
Lost Way
Nechung Monastery, Tibet
__________________ Hitting the Ball is the easiest part of the game-hitting it effectively is the most difficult. Why trust instinct when there is a science."1-G.
my husband has been missing for 24 hours now and I'm afraid something terrible has happened. Any help that you could provide- I would be deeply indebted to you and if you could find his body - I would give that person my dead husband's entire Homer Kelley Golfing Machine collection.
B. J. Hathaway, G.S.E.B., M.C.I.
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