Golf Balls Talk

[Yoda]

A Blind Instructor? Aren't most of them?

One of my favorite stories:

Charlie Boswell, the perennial USA blind golf champion, once challenged the great Arnold Palmer, then at the height of his powers, to an 18-hole, $10,000 nassau. [That was back when a grand was a grand!]

Arnie: No go, Charlie. I can't take advantage of a handicapped person.

Charlie: Go ahead, Arnie. Winnie needs the grocery money.

Arnie: Okay, game on. Name the place and time.

Charlie: My course . . . midnight.