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Old 12-08-2009, 11:15 AM
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I predict that most of the air will be out of the bag by Christmas. Just some clean up work by his first appearance.

Maybe, but there is a "get Tiger" industry building out there. One that may have been collecting information for several years if you believe the reports. His escapade in the escalade with the Perkins girl was spied upon supposedly. This may go on until they run out of material........ Tiger seemed to be quite "active" so there could be a lot of stuff on him. If the story doesnt morph into another direction maybe people just get bored with it and it dies down. I hope so.

We'll never view him in the same light again but I still want him back playing golf next year and chasing records.......... If someone has some steroid usage stuff on him then the whole outhouse goes up in flames golf wise, making his game, like his marriage a total sham. He could cheat and lie about one could he have done it about the other? I hope not. I still want to admire his golf game.
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:12 PM
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Tiger is too small to be on the juice so no worries there. However, there are a lot of other (illegal) performance enhancement drugs that don't stimulate muscle growth but provide other competitive advantages.

I can't keep this one to myself.

It turns out that the only person who can beat Tiger is a busty blonde, so Phil is dying his hair.
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:49 PM
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If Tiger was taking performance drugs ie steroids, he would not be dogging the chicks. One of the side effects is lesser libido. He probably could use that. In this economy, if you are one of his sponsors, do you take the moral clause and back out? If I was American Express I would be tempted.
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Old 12-08-2009, 01:18 PM
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Everything in the news has been Rumor. Nothing has been admitted. It's a private matter that's gone public.

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Old 12-08-2009, 04:20 PM
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It turns out that the only person who can beat Tiger is a busty blonde, so Phil is dying his hair.
Ha ha. Good one.

So - when will the reports from Tiger's back nine start coming in?
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Old 12-08-2009, 04:27 PM
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oh please, the 'its a private matter' trotted out again.

Tiger has sold his image countless times to increase the $$$ in his bank account. He even let footage of his father be used in a commercial for Fathers Day even though his father had passed away only months previously.

Its the same as other celebrities crying about privacy when it was the media that made them famous in the first place.

He cannot pick and choose when he wants to be public or private about something, that is the nature of the 'tiger' he has by the tail.

For years Tiger has had the golfing press eating out of his hand, if he doesn't like a question he simply says 'its a private matter, I won't discuss it'. Well, he has now discovered that all these guys who are s##t scared of him at PGA press conferences have colleagues that aren't scared of anyone or anything.
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Old 12-08-2009, 05:13 PM
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Gatorade just dumped him.
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Old 12-08-2009, 05:41 PM
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Gatorade just dumped him.
Maybe they'll develop a new drink in line with Tigers new Image. "Night-ade". Available only in 8-packs.

01.) Rachel Uchitel – Manhattan nightclub hostess
02.) Jaimee Grubbs – Former VH1 Tool Academy contestant
03.) Kalika Moquin – Las Vegas nightclub executive
04.) Jamie Jungers – Las Vegas cocktail waitress/”Trashy Lingerie” model
05.) Mindy Lawton – cocktail waitress from Orlando
06.) Cori Rist – NYC-based model
07.) Holly Sampson – LA-based adult film star
08.) Joslyn James – Vegas porn star/escort

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Old 12-08-2009, 10:49 PM
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Gatorade just dumped him.
Did they actually dump him or just discontinue the Tiger-branded line of gatorade? I read that was planned before this mess started.
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Old 12-09-2009, 12:44 AM
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It turns out that the only person who can beat Tiger is a busty blonde, so Phil is dying his hair.
Best one I've heard to date . . . nice!
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