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Old 08-02-2005, 07:13 PM
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Sam decides he can carry the lake on 18 to win all three ways:

Sam: [Loudly] Gimme my 3-wood, Smiley, I'm goin' for it!

Opponent #1: Been playin' with ya twenty years, Sam. You'll never make it. And I got a hundred that says you won't.

Sam: $100? You're on!

Our hero settles in over the ball and takes a waggle...

Opponent #2: Sam, I'd like a little of that action, too. There's no way you can carry the water.

Sam: Awright, you're on for a hundy, too.

Our hero waggles once again...

Partner: Sam, I hate to do this -- really, I do -- but there's just no way. I've got a Ben Franklin right here. Sorry, ol' buddy.

Sam: Et tu, Brute? Fine! I'll show you all!

Our hero once again steps into the shot, then backs away and turns to the caddy:

"Smiley, better gimme an old ball."
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