We outsmarted them diplomatic. But there was some danger of war, but the Swedes found out that is wasn't worth it, so they let us go in peace. We have been sort of friends since (and almost talk the same language).That goes for the Danes as well, but they talk funny - like they have a warm potao in their throat.
A warm potato? I got nothing. I fold. Wait.....
Whats up with the Finns? Always kinda depressed and drinking all night ....which is about 20 hours long. Did one of you guys steal one of their islands?
Whats up with the Finns? Always kinda depressed and drinking all night ....which is about 20 hours long. Someone steal one of their islands?
They have their own language - related to that of the Hungarians. Nobody understands a thing they say. Less than 10% (and sinking) of the Finns speak Swedish , so we have to speak English to them. But they are always angry and drunk, so I try to avoid them..
Darn Fiins good hockey players though so that's got to count for something. And I used to order white Russians for my girl friend when I was about 16. So working our way south what the heck is up with the Dutch?
Don't worry Australia we'll get to your foreign butt in due course. England too if you wankers are still conscious .
Darn Fiins good hockey players though so that's got to count for something. And I used to order white Russians for my girl friend when I was about 16. So working our way south what the heck is up with the Dutch?
Don't worry Australia we'll get to your foreign butt in due course. England too if you wankers are still conscious .
All I know about the Dutch is that they speak their language much the same way as the Danes speak theirs. And they love tulips, wooden shoes and wind mills. Enough said. But they have good speed skaters. That has always been of interest for me. Even 20 years before the days of Eric Heiden (wun all 5 gold medals in the Olympic Games in Lake Placid 1980 - but you probably knew that?)
My friends, I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be. You have asked me how I feel about whiskey. All right, here is how I feel about whiskey:
If when you say whiskey you mean the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster, that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean the evil drink that topples the Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, and despair, and shame and helplessness, and hopelessness, then certainly I am against it.
But, if when you say whiskey you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer; if you mean the stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman's step on a frosty, crispy morning; if you mean the drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life's great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows; if you mean that drink, the sale of which pours into our treasuries untold millions of dollars, which are used to provide tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitiful aged and infirm; to build highways and hospitals and schools, then certainly I am for it.
This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.
Let's start a ruckus, shall we?
I take my Single Malt with a glass of ice. I enjoy tasting the various flavor combinations that are formed with the melting ice. You?
BTW, it's Rory, for all the right reasons of winning, finishing more consistently, and playing on a wider stage.
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HP, grant me the serenity to accept what I cannot change, the courage to change what I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. Progress and not perfection is the goal every day!
I take my Single Malt with a glass of ice. I enjoy tasting the various flavor combinations that are formed with the melting ice. You?
BTW, it's Rory, for all the right reasons of winning, finishing more consistently, and playing on a wider stage.
ICT
Stop buttin in City, we're trashing the whole foreign world here........we'll get to Italy just you wait. And if Im not mistaken philadelphia is kinda foreign too. If I recall correctly. Cheese and steak in one sandwich? Thats a foreign concept to my poutine lovin ass. I aint gonna diss my quebec brothers here, believe me.........I only look stupid ......what the heck , french fries inside a hot dog bun? Its not bad actually. Multi tasking.
"Rookie of the Year" should go to Innercityteacher.
He's worked harder and played more G.O.L.F. than either one of them and he posted 2.64 times per day with some of them competing in "Short Stories" Digest.
I know more about Innercityteacher than I know about my Secretary and she's been with me for 12 years (She's Married and has a dog and cat).
Since Ricky got it, it must mean that Rory is still regarded as a European player. I can live with that.
PS: When Norway was liberated from Sweden there was a little battle in Halden - a city close to the border. The swedish king was against an independant Norway. He died on the battle field. The historians are unable to establish whether the bullet was Swedish or Norwegian.
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