[Carl Spackler]

"Hey, that's only fifty cents!"
"Yeah, Lou's been loosing at the track, he raised the price"
"Well, I ain't paying no fitty cent, for no coke!"
"Well, then you aint getting no coke.....no what I mean?"

"Spalding, get dressed you're playing golf today."
"No I'm not Grandpa, I'm playing tennis"
"You're playing golf and you'll like it!"

"Biggest car on fifth avenue I'm told"

"I'll give you asthma!"

"Weeeeeeeee!"
"That's a peach, hun"
"Ohhhh Dolly, I'm hot today!"

"Ya now, I've often thought about entering the priesthood"
"oh, are you Roman Catholic......I'm sorry, but you can't come"

"It's no big deal"

"I planned on going to Law School, but it looks like I won't have enough money"
"Well, the world needs ditch diggers too!"