[okie]

I hate carts! I love the sound of my irons clinking together as I walk! Oh yeah...no neoprene iron covers...no 30 foot ball retrievers...no luminous green balls...I miss metal spikes...no frikkin' cell phones...don't mark your ball with a tee...or a manhole cover...dude, you got 288...lay up! If you mark another 12 inch putt I'm gonna hurt you!