A New Golf Word

[Yoda]

In the interest of full disclosure . . .

The Jag is a ten-year-old sedan. Not a big deal.

Still, it's got only 85,000 miles on it -- mostly a 16-mile round trip to and from my home and an office tower. As I say of this artifact of my former life: "From covered parking to covered parking."

Lately, though -- much to the delight of The Jag -- I've been burnin' up the road to:

-- The airport.

-- Florida.

-- And states 'round!



It's an old friend now, and freshly detailed, it still looks great.

Best of all . . .

It's paid for!

[Daryl]

In the interest of full disclosure . . .

The Jag is a ten-year-old sedan. Not a big deal.

Still, it's got only 85,000 miles on it -- mostly a 16-mile round trip to and from my home and an office tower. As I say of this artifact of my former life: "From covered parking to covered parking."

Lately, though -- much to the delight of The Jag -- I've been burnin' up the road to:

-- The airport.

-- Florida.

-- And states 'round!



It's an old friend now, and freshly detailed, it still looks great.

Best of all . . .

It's paid for!

Don’t ruin the Yoda Mystique.

Say: My Jag is garaged during the Spring. We’ll have to squeeze into the Bugatti.

[Yoda]

Don’t ruin the Yoda Mystique.

Say: My Jag is garaged during the Spring. We’ll have to squeeze into the Bugatti.

Hey, for a 900-year-old-guy . . .

A 10-year-old car is new!



Besides, my wife drives the Bugatti.

Ain't no way she lets me behind the wheel!

[Daryl]

[Bagger Lance]

The first thing that comes to mind when one thinks of Texas is big . According to comedian Drew Carey, Texas also leads the nation in drive-thru liquor stores.

And we're darn proud of it!
Our BBQ's are the cause of global warming
The oil in the sand on our coastline could drop gas prices by $1 a gallon
We only rank #4 in the US for the total number of golf courses, but they also double as big game hunting and fishing areas.

And I have two lead-foot teenagers, so my life is simply full-time damage control. Even Bucket won't insure me.

[Daryl]

And we're darn proud of it!
Our BBQ's are the cause of global warming
The oil in the sand on our coastline could drop gas prices by $1 a gallon
We only rank #4 in the US for the total number of golf courses, but they also double as big game hunting and fishing areas.

And I have two lead-foot teenagers, so my life is simply full-time damage control. Even Bucket won't insure me.

Don't forget Football.

[bambam]

I've had more practice in the corners with my SL so I should get the keys to the Jag.
Bambam drives too straight for his own good.

I'm assuming you meant in my truck because you've clearly not seen me hit my driver. Out here in the country there are no curved roads. If it wasn't for the need to occasionally change from going due east/west to north/south, we wouldn't need steering wheels at all.

[Daryl]

I'm assuming you meant in my truck because you've clearly not seen me hit my driver. Out here in the country there are no curved roads. If it wasn't for the need to occasionally change from going due east/west to north/south, we wouldn't need steering wheels at all.

Lynn,

I think we have to reconsider the Designated Driver thing.

[Yoda]

Lynn,

I think we have to reconsider the Designated Driver thing.

Not to worry, Daryl.

Bambam's pickup has a 'wings' logo on it, plus lots of FedEx boxes in the cargo bed.



It's meant to be.