A New Golf Word

[Daryl]

In the interest of full disclosure . . .

The Jag is a ten-year-old sedan. Not a big deal.

Still, it's got only 85,000 miles on it -- mostly a 16-mile round trip to and from my home and an office tower. As I say of this artifact of my former life: "From covered parking to covered parking."

Lately, though -- much to the delight of The Jag -- I've been burnin' up the road to:

-- The airport.

-- Florida.

-- And states 'round!



It's an old friend now, and freshly detailed, it still looks great.

Best of all . . .

It's paid for!

Don’t ruin the Yoda Mystique.

Say: My Jag is garaged during the Spring. We’ll have to squeeze into the Bugatti.

[Yoda]

Don’t ruin the Yoda Mystique.

Say: My Jag is garaged during the Spring. We’ll have to squeeze into the Bugatti.

Hey, for a 900-year-old-guy . . .

A 10-year-old car is new!



Besides, my wife drives the Bugatti.

Ain't no way she lets me behind the wheel!

[Daryl]