A New Golf Word

[Bagger Lance]

Bambam's got'em, Daryl. And trust me . . .

It's a good thing!

I've had more practice in the corners with my SL so I should get the keys to the Jag.
Bambam drives too straight for his own good.

[Daryl]

I've had more practice in the corners with my SL so I should get the keys to the Jag.
Bambam drives to straight for his own good.

Oh ya. Lets go out, and then put someone behind the wheel who comes from a State with more Drive-Thu Liquor Stores than Golf Courses. You better be really good at fixin stuff.

footnotes:

The first thing that comes to mind when one thinks of Texas is big . Texas has a reputation for big cars, big ranches, big homes, big everything. But how big is Texas really? Texas has a land area of 261,914 square miles; for reference, France has a land area of 216,641 sq miles (545,630 sq km). The distance from Texarkana, Texas to El Paso is 830 miles as compared to only 802 miles between New York City and Chicago, Illinois. At an estimated population of over 20 million (1999) Texas ranks 3rd in the United States behind New York and California. According to comedian Drew Carey, Texas also leads the nation in drive-thru liquor stores.

[Bagger Lance]

The first thing that comes to mind when one thinks of Texas is big . According to comedian Drew Carey, Texas also leads the nation in drive-thru liquor stores.

And we're darn proud of it!
Our BBQ's are the cause of global warming
The oil in the sand on our coastline could drop gas prices by $1 a gallon
We only rank #4 in the US for the total number of golf courses, but they also double as big game hunting and fishing areas.

And I have two lead-foot teenagers, so my life is simply full-time damage control. Even Bucket won't insure me.

[Daryl]

And we're darn proud of it!
Our BBQ's are the cause of global warming
The oil in the sand on our coastline could drop gas prices by $1 a gallon
We only rank #4 in the US for the total number of golf courses, but they also double as big game hunting and fishing areas.

And I have two lead-foot teenagers, so my life is simply full-time damage control. Even Bucket won't insure me.

Don't forget Football.

[Yoda]

In the interest of full disclosure . . .

The Jag is a ten-year-old sedan. Not a big deal.

Still, it's got only 85,000 miles on it -- mostly a 16-mile round trip to and from my home and an office tower. As I say of this artifact of my former life: "From covered parking to covered parking."

Lately, though -- much to the delight of The Jag -- I've been burnin' up the road to:

-- The airport.

-- Florida.

-- And states 'round!



It's an old friend now, and freshly detailed, it still looks great.

Best of all . . .

It's paid for!

[Daryl]

In the interest of full disclosure . . .

The Jag is a ten-year-old sedan. Not a big deal.

Still, it's got only 85,000 miles on it -- mostly a 16-mile round trip to and from my home and an office tower. As I say of this artifact of my former life: "From covered parking to covered parking."

Lately, though -- much to the delight of The Jag -- I've been burnin' up the road to:

-- The airport.

-- Florida.

-- And states 'round!



It's an old friend now, and freshly detailed, it still looks great.

Best of all . . .

It's paid for!

Don’t ruin the Yoda Mystique.

Say: My Jag is garaged during the Spring. We’ll have to squeeze into the Bugatti.

[Yoda]

Don’t ruin the Yoda Mystique.

Say: My Jag is garaged during the Spring. We’ll have to squeeze into the Bugatti.

Hey, for a 900-year-old-guy . . .

A 10-year-old car is new!



Besides, my wife drives the Bugatti.

Ain't no way she lets me behind the wheel!

[Daryl]

[bambam]

I've had more practice in the corners with my SL so I should get the keys to the Jag.
Bambam drives too straight for his own good.

I'm assuming you meant in my truck because you've clearly not seen me hit my driver. Out here in the country there are no curved roads. If it wasn't for the need to occasionally change from going due east/west to north/south, we wouldn't need steering wheels at all.

[Daryl]

I'm assuming you meant in my truck because you've clearly not seen me hit my driver. Out here in the country there are no curved roads. If it wasn't for the need to occasionally change from going due east/west to north/south, we wouldn't need steering wheels at all.

Lynn,

I think we have to reconsider the Designated Driver thing.