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Bucket,
Make sure that when Bulldog graduates to the "500" club, that you send out the "500" gift. The last time I had to hand deliver the straight jacket to the prior recipient. Don't worry Bulldog we don't start the paperwork and physical examinations for admittance into the facility until you reach the "1000" club.

What highway goes to where Bulldawg is? Ain't he in Europe or something . . . you got one of Europe's albums right? The Final Countdown? You think you could give 'em a call . . . probably could benefit from some groupieez with feathered mullets.

I'm going to steal some gas from "just drew it" . . . . he just got a new mower . . . with spinners. Get me the directions . . . I'll pick up a bag of poke rinds and a JC Penny Catalog circa 85 and hit the road.