[Mike O]

What highway goes to where Bulldawg is? Ain't he in Europe or something . . . you got one of Europe's albums right? The Final Countdown? You think you could give 'em a call . . . probably could benefit from some groupieez with feathered mullets.

I'm going to steal some gas from "just drew it" . . . . he just got a new mower . . . with spinners. Get me the directions . . . I'll pick up a bag of poke rinds and a JC Penny Catalog circa 85 and hit the road.

We'll head up hwy 95 - just pick me up and we'll need to hit drewit first- whos hes thinks he is - telling us what we can call him! We'll show'm - he's going to wish he didn't buy that new mower, I can hear him scream'n now. Then we need to swing by Delaware- he's saying that I'm confused! That's the last straw! We'll see who is confused after we get through with him! Let's hit the road!! Those are the priority targets- we'll swing back south and perform a mercy killing on Fort- I just can't take it anymore - poor guy has lost his marbles.