[Yoda]

Sorry Yoda....that was a serious request? Might give you an opportunity to teach me something. Right or Wrong???

I luv ya, DG, but having been 'round the block with you more than once or twice these past five years, I must defer. Somehow, it always results in the same ol' song. I respect that song, of course, and applaud your ability to sing it. It's just that . . .

I think we all get it now and are ready to move on.

My perspective:

Click, watch as the rotor spins the record (close-ups halfway through), then minimize -- and enjoy! -- as you contemplate on these things, then KNOW that . . .

This is LAG.

Rotor lag. [Body]

Record lag. [Arms]

Needle lag. [Hands]

Music lag. [Club]

Just do it.