Unfortunately the English language isn't very flexible so even if Homer wanted to use Pivot Control Hands to better express the "action" of the procedure, it would still be grammatically correct to describe it as Pivot Controlled Hands.
Hmmm....in danish we don't even have a word for alignment.....explaining TGM in my language can be real hard. I'm writing a series of articles for a danish golf paper, trying to explain the various concepts of The Golfing Machine, and according to the editor I have to do it so that my grandmother gets it....now, that's a challenge