[12 piece bucket]

Well, the count is now up to 9 women, including a porn star and a waitress from a Perkins restaurant! And I also read that someone in his inner circle has leaked that this is only the tip of the iceberg. Behind the scenes Tiger is one sick dude. He needs a good shrink to figure out his issues and maybe work out his life ( take a year off ?)

Perkins got good food . . . I'm not sure I could pick up a Perkins chick even if I was on my A game. Waffle House or Huddle House is probably about my handicap . . . can't get in the championship flight . . .

But . . . if Eldrick is gonna chase Ghandi's career major number . . . he should probably retire instead of take a year off. I'd say it's gonna be way tougher to catch Ghandi from this point than Fat Jack. Nike better come out with some slacks with the zipper in the back. Or like them sansabeltz . . . sansazipz. Just keep 'em zipped.