All this time I thought Chapman was one of them Pro-feshunawl Wrasslers. No Mikey . . . you don't have enough frequent flyer miles to make it to New England . . . uh??? Yeah mo-ron it's a state! It's right up above North Virginia. Dork.
Chapman . . . if you smelly monkeyturds and dandruff shampoo . . . take cover . . . pain bring the pain!
Congrats! Couldn't happen to a nicer dude! You shoulda been teaching the class though!