I don't know! Would it be our best ball? If it's mono y mono . . . I'd need some strokes I gotta think.
I'll go play my course from the Bagger tees (woops I mean Chick Tees) and report back. I bet I can't break par. My lowest round ever is 73.
You seem a bit more refined than me . . . I doubt Nike'd do much with me . . . they don't make no husky sized pants and nobody'd want to see me in one of them tight stretchy shirts like Tiger sports. There'd be a whole lotta shakin' goin' on.
I may could get a hook up from Converse or Dickies or GrrrrAnimals something like that.
We'll do fine. Maybe we can get Ted and Yoda on the bags just to be sure. Nike makes all sizes. It's not a beauty contest, low score wins. We'll put it in the rules.
We'll do fine. Maybe we can get Ted and Yoda on the bags just to be sure. Nike makes all sizes. It's not a beauty contest, low score wins. We'll put it in the rules.
Daryl 1. Best greens in reg for the year was 71%. "Moe, who has the best swing on tour?" "Well, there aren't any are there," Moe Norman. The big boys rarely hit every green for the day. The rank and file of the tour chase their balls rather than telling them where to go. If you can handle the heat, playing good 2 or 3 weeks a year is enough to keep your card. They don't get payed for GIR. It's a math contest.
Bucket 1. Alignments? These guys are like infielders who zip the ball across the diamond moving away from the target and off the wrong foot. TALENT.
Bucket 2. I have not seen the bucket play...but I'm not taking him from any tee against two tour players from any tee. (Well...there might be a bet in there somehow).
Daryl 2. When ever I am asked about how to get good at golf, the answer no one wants to hear is, "Quit your job and play against better players than you for more money than you can afford to bet." You'll either get better fast or quit.
Back to the match. I've wagered more than a few dollars against a PGA Tour winner getting 2 a side. The guy played like Tiger Woods at Augusta down the stretch every time I had him down. I didn't lose every time, just nearly. You would have a better chance beating one of them on an off day than hoping they both were off. It would be a stroll in the park for them pressure wise, and maybe the most pressure you have ever felt on the course.
Bucket says Sergio averages 69. Check the slope. Most of the guys are plus 6. Let me know when you get to plus 6 at 5000 yards.
If we can get those tees spread out enough (I fly it right around 260 and my boy hits it an easy 50 by me) and the fairways grown over and the sand really soft and the greens really slow, bumpy, and grainy....take all the skill out of it.....we might find a bet.
I'm confident after being at Brian Gay's house that I could SMOKE him in a dougnut eatin' contest. That's the only time I'd bet for me in anything against a Tour Player. I think I could maybe get a push against Tom Kite in basketball.
Oh . . . and I think I could get my pants on and shoes tied faster than Calc.
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