Now you've done it. There's no way you're getting out of this. You're HER new golfing buddy. Tell your friends goodbye.
I think that there's a website that caters to Husband-Wife Golf. They have outings, tournaments, fashion shows and group shopping experiences. You should look into it.
Ya, a bus trip to a discount mall in Buffalo would be great fun............that darn #3pp its the Secret to Golf for crying out loud but its killing me. Gonna tell her I was only joking about that.........but she keeps talking about "the finger thing". OH man.
Ya, a bus trip to a discount mall in Buffalo would be great fun............that darn #3pp its the Secret to Golf for crying out loud but its killing me. Gonna tell her I was only joking about that.........but she keeps talking about "the finger thing". OH man.
Im in big big trouble guys.
You should introduce her to all of us by letting her post some questions and become involved in the forum discussions.
You can do a little around the house while she's posting.
I think Yoda offers "Couples" Classes. Ya, I just looked it up. He offers "Couples" classes. It says that he teaches "alternate shot" so that your Twosome can keep up with the rest of the field. I can just imagine. She tee's off, then you nail a 264 yard three wood to within inches of the hole, then She Taps-in for a birdie. Then she tee's it up again. I don't know about what others think, but that sounds like lots of fun to me.
You should introduce her to all of us by letting her post some questions and become involved in the forum discussions.
You can do a little around the house while she's posting.
I think Yoda offers "Couples" Classes. Ya, I just looked it up. He offers "Couples" classes. It says that he teaches "alternate shot" so that your Twosome can keep up with the rest of the field. I can just imagine. She tee's off, then you nail a 264 yard three wood to within inches of the hole, then She Taps-in for a birdie. Then she tee's it up again. I don't know about what others think, but that sounds like lots of fun to me.
.........but she keeps talking about "the finger thing". OH man.
Just invite her out to a friendly 18 hole round with your two buddies: Bucket and Mike O. That should take care of everything. BTW, don't mention "the finger thing" in front of Bucket when there is mixed company.
Just invite her out to a friendly 18 hole round with your two buddies: Bucket and Mike O. That should take care of everything. BTW, don't mention "the finger thing" in front of Bucket when there is mixed company.
Great, thanks Drew.
I dont have a photo of Mike O. but Im going to show her this picture of Bucket.....if this doesnt put her off golf nothing will.
Gonna show it to her right after I finish making this guacamole dip for tonights Mexican themed mixed two ball, nine hole group. Gotta run.........
OB, I'm a little shy about talking to a man about his wife and pressure points, so I'll be gentle and respectful, for a bit.
It's great that you and your Mrs. can speak about golf, now, and you probably will have to acquire a new skill like listening to a woman, seriously.
Of course, she's very likely to get the picture of G.O.L.F. more quickly than perhaps even you did. So, you'd better prepare for some interesting observations like "Honey, you told me to do that but you don't!" and "Why didn't you tell me that before?"
You might consider knowing your wife's favorite color and her sizes. You might be buying coordinated outfits and accessories. No more new clubs, man. Bummer!
There is some good news in all of this, though. People that would never have invited you to visit them in Philadelphia or Minneapolis, or whatever hick town, uhm small town, in Illinois that allows Daryl to reside in the city limits, will now extend invitations trusting that your nice Mrs. proves that you are in some way "safe and normal."
I like Toronto. But how many times can you go to the CN tower, the ROM, and the Hockey Hall of fame? Minnesota and Philadelphia have big discount malls, after all. And, our wives can go shopping at those malls while we all golf. Kevin can get 25 strokes left-handed! The ladies will spend all sorts of money at King of Prussia or Mall of America.
Congrats!
Pat
Originally Posted by O.B.Left
Great, thanks Drew.
I dont have a photo of Mike O. but Im going to show her this picture of Bucket.....if this doesnt put her off golf nothing will.
Gonna show it to her right after I finish making this guacamole dip for tonights Mexican themed mixed two ball, nine hole group. Gotta run.........
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HP, grant me the serenity to accept what I cannot change, the courage to change what I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. Progress and not perfection is the goal every day!
Ill post more later...........the MIxed Two Ball, 9'rs tour bus is just pulling up to the discount mall in Buffalo........hey theres the Linens store!!!!!!!
K, she's busy shopping now and I got a minute.......
This woman has some sort of power over me, brother. I was supposed to tell her that the #3pp is just balony but instead she gets out of me that .........the whole On Plane Right Forearm, with its Frozen Right Wrist CAN AND SHOULD remain intact throughout the entire swing! She didnt believe me at first , then she realizes that you can do all this and still Trace with the #3pp at the same time. "The finger thing" lives.
What the heck will she get outa me next? The BAT Major Stroke maybe? Aiming Point? I think she has a golf problem actually. Im not seeing a healthy balance between golf and life there.
Hybrid Mode
